Hello to the residents of far skies

Mars, like the planet.
Obsessively enthusiast, hopeless dreamer, easily exitable, fearful adventurer, irritable, lazy, shy.
Exchange Student in the beautiful land of Freedom, Justice and Panut Butter Cups.

american parents that kiss their kids on the mouth???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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      do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

      it’s called makeup

      you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops




        my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

        this is me, i am pete, love me 

        we love you pete

          (on his move from Europe to Rockland County, NY at the age of 12) “I had an accent. High school was tough a little bit for a few years. I wanted to fit in. I wanted to be liked. I wanted to be good-looking. I wanted to be popular. I spent a lot of time thinking, ‘What are these people going to think of me?”

          (Source: argentallie)



            As if that’s not your favorite scene.

            Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (2014)

            fuck u bucky barnes



              every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

              ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

              lots to look forward to

                Download free fucking books!

                A fuckload of classic literature:

                1. 1984 by George Orwell
                2. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
                3. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
                4. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
                5. Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
                6. Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
                7. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
                8. Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
                9. Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
                10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
                11. Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne
                12. Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
                13. Bleak House by Charles Dickens
                14. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
                15. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
                16. Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
                17. Dracula by Bram Stoker
                18. Dubliners by James Joyce
                19. Emma by Jane Austen
                20. Erewhon by Samuel Butler
                21. For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke
                22. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
                23. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
                24. Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm
                25. Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
                26. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
                27. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
                28. Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
                29. Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
                30. Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
                31. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
                32. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
                33. Middlemarch by George Eliot
                34. Moby Dick by Herman Melville
                35. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
                36. Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad
                37. Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
                38. Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
                39. Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
                40. Paradise Lost by John Milton
                41. Persuasion by Jane Austen
                42. Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter
                43. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
                44. Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
                45. Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
                46. Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence
                47. Swanns Way by Marcel Proust
                48. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
                49. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
                50. Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
                51. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
                52. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
                53. The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
                54. The Great Gatsby
                55. The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
                56. The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
                57. The Iliad by Homer
                58. The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells
                59. The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
                60. The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
                61. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
                62. The Odyssey by Homer
                63. The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
                64. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
                65. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
                66. The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
                67. The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli
                68. The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
                69. The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
                70. The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault
                71. The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan
                72. The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma
                73. The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
                74. The Trial by Franz Kafka
                75. The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
                76. Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
                77. Ulysses by James Joyce
                78. Utopia by Sir Thomas More
                79. Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
                80. Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust
                81. Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence
                82. Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

                Click on the motherfucking Hypelinks bitches.

                Here! Have a fuckload of modern literature, too!

                1. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
                2. A Study In Scarlet - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
                3. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
                4. An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
                5. Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
                6. Bossypants - Tina Fey
                7. Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Truman Capote
                8. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
                9. Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
                10. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
                11. City of Bones - Cassandra Clare
                12. Clockwork Angel - Cassandra Clare
                13. Damned - Chuck Palahniuk
                14. Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay
                15. Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
                16. Ender’s Game - Orson Scott Card
                17. Everything Is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer
                18. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer
                19. Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
                20. Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
                21. Go The Fuck To Sleep - Adam Mansbach
                22. I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
                23. I Am Number Four - Pittacus Lore
                24. Inkheart - Cornelia Funke
                25. It - Stephen King
                26. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
                27. Lolita - Vladmir Nabokov
                28. Marked - Kristin Cast
                29. Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
                30. My Sister’s Keeper - Jodi Picoult
                31. Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
                32. One Day - David Nicholls
                33. Paper Towns - John Green
                34. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief - Rick Riordan
                35. Pretty Little Liars - Sara Shepard
                36. Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
                37. Snow White And The Huntsman - Lily Blake
                38. The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
                39. The Bourne Identity - Robert Ludlum
                40. The Giver - Lois Lowry
                41. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
                42. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
                43. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
                44. The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
                45. The Outsiders - S.E. Hinton
                46. The Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
                47. The Princess Diaries - Meg Cabot
                48. The Things They Carried - Tim O’Brien
                49. The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
                50. The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
                51. Tuesdays With Morrie - Mitch Albom
                52. Uglies - Scott Westerfeld
                53. Vampire Diaries: The Awakening - L.J. Smith
                54. Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
                55. Wicked - Gregory Maguire

                (Source: nachosauruz)

                  Tick, tock.

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                    Types of people who romanticize small town life:

                    1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns


                    #THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
                    #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

                    #EVERYONE IS PREGNANT

                    (Source: thatssoproblematic)


17/100 pictures of this loser cutie

17/100 pictures of this loser cutie


                        17/100 pictures of this loser cutie



                          COUNTER // CULTURE

                          For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

                          this is SO COOL oh man






                            Me and my sibling can go from




                            in like three seconds 

                            #MY LIFE

                            on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship



                            I wish I had siblings


                              2pm // 3pm