I got this guys.
*RENT plays in background*
*SINGS IT IMMEDIATELY*
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
FIFA need to start a “say not to cannibalism” campaign
THE FUCK???? HE BITES SOMEONE AND HE HOLDINGS HIS GIGANTIC DOG TEETH IN PAIN…..He isn’t even trying to hide the cannibal in him. He needs to be institutionalised for the group of the society, he’s has bitten someone in two different continents, and 3 countries….no one is safe. Hide your kids, hide your wife!
HOPE YOU’LL LOSE THOSE UGLY TEETH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
BOOHOO YOU WHORE